Horseshoe Giraffe Tomato

Batman can’t fly….

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Supernova Girl - Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

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OK I POSTED THAT GOTYE PHOTO WITH THE SANDWICHES ON FACEBOOK

AND THIS HAPPENED

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The Doctor and The Torch

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Doctor Who’s Matt Smith Carries The Olympic Torch

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DEAD

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robert pattinson being scouted for finnick odair? No. Just no.

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Madame Vastra & Jenny Appreciation Day

I love them!!!

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What you’ll need: three to four cases of beer, bottle of liquor (the “King”), a sturdy table and a set of history questions (make them at least 5th grade level)

Objective: Reach the “King” first and empty the bottle.

1. Pick your teams.Count for three seconds and place any amount of fingers between one and five on your forehead. The number of fingers you show determines which team you’re on. (Edited by Andrew andElisa Marte)

2.To decide who goes first, one member from every team must down an entire container of beer. The first to finish it goes first.

3. Place all beers on the table, with the King in the center.

4. Players must position themselves around the room far from the table.

5. You cannot touch the floor! If you do, your team loses. All teams start from one arbitrary place.

6. An opposing team member asks the team in play a history question. If they get it right, they need to go to the table without touching the ground and retrieve a beer back to their original spot, using furniture or anything other than the floor. Drink and finish the beer.

7. Grab a beer in a circular pattern to make to ensure the King remains in the center. Rounds are completed when every player has gone once.

8. At the end of each round, every player goes to the table to grab and consume a beer.

9. The first person who reaches the King, shares it with the team and must finish it to be considered the winners.

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D:  They have such long penises!!

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