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THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING OF ALL THE SHOW 

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puppyresidue:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

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July:

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accionerds:

Inmates and their crimes

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waluiqi:

sexualbae:

waluiqi:

why are so many people offended by bagged milk

FUCK BAGGED MILK FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE SLIT THAT YOU HAVE TO CUT OPEN BC ITS A PIECE OF SHIT BAG WITHOUT A LID OR A CAP

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thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

*reblogs to save deeply inspirational commentary*

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trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

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the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

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mydrunkkitchen:

We take our sunglasses very seriously. @connorfranta

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headfullofpotter:

im gonna marry thor

but theyre making thor a woman now

im gonna marry thor

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georgesus:

"He’s amazing. Very characterful. He’s a very dear boy and he’s brought a lot of pleasure and fun for all of us, the whole family. He sort of brought us all together and we love spending weekends with him. He’s very funny."

Happy 1st Birthday, Georgie! ♥

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